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April 18, 2025 · 5 MIN READ

The worm in the suit wants to fix me. Hard pass.

I’m Neurodivergent—and RFK Jr.’s Autism Claims Are an Insult to Every One of Us

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Public health policy, as imagined by conspiracy’s favorite meat puppet

I’ve lived near 50 years on this strange, gorgeous planet with a brain that’s never fit inside a box. Over the decades, I’ve been diagnosed with Major Depressive Disorder, Bipolar Disorder, ADD, ADHD, Autism, and a handful of other neuro-spicy flavors—depending on the decade, the DSM edition, or the clinician. I’ve spent years misunderstood, mislabeled, and pathologized. But through it all, I’ve come to know one thing for certain:

My mind is not a mistake.

So when Robert F. Kennedy Jr.—a man with political power and a name heavy with legacy—steps onto the public stage and calls people like me a “problem” to be solved, an “epidemic” to be stopped, or a tragedy to be pitied, I don’t just take offense.

I burn.

And you should too.

Because beneath the polished soundbites and faux concern, what RFK Jr. is peddling is not science. It’s not compassion. It’s a retrograde stew of misinformation, fear, and stigma—served cold to the very community he claims to care about.


Let’s Break Down the Claims—And Burn Them With Truth

CLAIM 1: “Autism is an epidemic caused by environmental toxins.”

FACT: The rise in autism diagnoses has everything to do with how we diagnose—not some secret poison hiding in the air or vaccines.

Autism isn’t spreading like a virus. We’re finally seeing it. Recognizing it. Naming it.

To call that an 'epidemic' is to frame visibility itself as disease.


CLAIM 2: “I’ll find the environmental cause of autism by September.”

FACT: Autism isn’t a single-cause condition. It’s a complex, multi-layered spectrum shaped mostly by genetics, and secondarily by nuanced prenatal and perinatal factors.

To make promises like that is scientifically absurd and ethically bankrupt—a snake oil pitch in the age of precision medicine.


CLAIM 3: “Children with autism will never work, play baseball, or use the toilet alone.”

FACT: This isn’t just false—it’s cruel.

Autistic people are not a monolith. Some need significant support. Others are artists, parents, scientists, engineers, athletes. Many of us move between those poles across a lifetime.

To reduce every autistic life to helplessness is dehumanizing. It isn’t empathy—it’s erasure.


CLAIM 4: “Vaccines cause autism.”

FACT: This is a lie that has already hurt too many.

This lie kills. It has fueled vaccine hesitancy, disease outbreaks, and dangerous conspiracy movements. And RFK Jr., despite knowing better, won’t stop repeating it.


A Track Record of Misinformation

RFK Jr. didn’t just stumble onto a bad take about autism. He’s spent decades promoting conspiracies that erode public trust in science and harm the most vulnerable among us.

Here’s a quick tour of some of his most dangerous, easily disproven claims:

This isn’t about one mistake. It’s about a decades-long campaign of anti-science rhetoric, sold with the language of freedom and parental concern but driven by ego, power, and clickbait relevance.


This Isn’t About “Concern”—It’s About Control

RFK Jr.’s crusade isn’t about helping autistic people. It’s about reshaping public fear into political power. It’s about posing as a savior to desperate parents by scapegoating science and erasing neurodivergent voices.

But let me say this loud for the people in the back:

I do not need to be cured.

I do not need your pity, your promise to “solve” me, or your messiah complex. What I need—and what every autistic person deserves—is:

We need society to evolve its understanding, not fund wild goose chases for chemical villains while slashing resources that actually help.


What Autism Really Is

Autism is not a defect.
It’s not a tragedy.
It’s not a ticking time bomb in your child.

It is a different way of processing the world. Sometimes harder. Sometimes richer. Often both at once.

I’ve raised a daughter in that understanding. I’ve lived a life reflecting deeply on consciousness, creativity, and what it means to think differently—not worse, not broken, just different.


To RFK Jr., I Say This:

You are not helping.
You are exploiting.

You are using the same rhetoric once used to marginalize gay people, people with disabilities, and people of color—dressing fear up as science, when it’s just bigotry in a lab coat.

If you want to serve the public, start by listening to those you claim to help.

Listen to the autistic scientists.
To the neurodivergent parents.
To the thousands of voices saying:

“We’re not your enemy, and we’re not your experiment. We’re people.”

Also, fuck you.


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