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August 21, 2025 · 2 MIN READ

Return to the Glory of Chalk

Because Texas says progress had dust on its hands

Texas has recently banned cell phones in schools. Children are no longer allowed access to the very devices that define their cultural landscape and shape the future they will inhabit.

Some are celebrating this as a victory—teachers relieved, parents nostalgic for a time when distractions were simpler. But the debate itself is laughable. It’s like watching people crawl back into the caves of the past, clutching stone tools, while lightning splits the sky above them. Instead of marveling, learning, and experimenting with this power, they tremble and shout: the thunder is coming to get us!

Let’s be clear: the smartphone is the most powerful piece of technology humans have created thus far. It is simultaneously a library, a broadcast studio, a canvas, a journal, a microscope, a megaphone, a global gathering place, and—yes—a distraction. But so was the novel when it first appeared. So was radio. So was television. Every tool can fracture attention; the wiser question is how to cultivate attention through the tool, not by pretending it doesn’t exist.

Of course, the concerns aren’t imaginary. Phones can feed addiction, amplify bullying, and fracture self-esteem. But the solution isn’t prohibition—it’s apprenticeship. We don’t ban fire because it burns; we teach children how to build a hearth. The same is true for the glow of the screen.

A place of education should not be in the business of fear. Its role is to prepare children for reality—not the sanitized version of reality their parents wish still existed, but the messy, digital, hybrid reality they will inherit. To deny students access to the most central technology of their age is to leave them unprepared, unpracticed, and underpowered.

Imagine banning pens because students were doodling in the margins. Imagine banning calculators because some feared they would "weaken the mind." Every generation encounters new tools with suspicion. But education that cowers before the future does not deserve the name.

The real task is not to protect children from technology but to apprentice them into it—teaching discernment, creativity, and responsibility. To help them see the phone not just as a slot machine of dopamine, but as a portal of possibility. To show them that lightning doesn’t need to be feared; it can be harnessed.

Otherwise, we risk raising a generation trained in obedience to nostalgia rather than mastery of the present. Cavemen shivering at the storm, rather than scientists flying kites with keys, inventors capturing current, or creators writing new myths for the digital age.

The choice is ours: thunderstruck or thunder-wielding.

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